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For me, for the type of addict I am, when I start getting those swirly thoughts and stuff, and they talk about slippery places, slippery people and slippery things, you know, I need to - I needed to take my cell phone and eliminate all the phone numbers, change the phone numbers so no one I knew before could call me or reach me.


Daniel Baldwin


#addict #am #before #call #cell

To be selected was an honor, and in respect of the family member chosen to run, families held feasts and gave away prized beaver coats, quilled tobacco bags and buffalo hides.


Dennis Banks


#bags #beaver #buffalo #chosen #coats

I can no longer walk. I can no longer swim. But I'm lucky when I see how animals suffer.


Brigitte Bardot


#i #i can #i see #longer #lucky

My parents gave me a strict upbringing, which at times has caused me to suffer distress but today I am grateful to them for it.


Brigitte Bardot


#caused #distress #gave #grateful #i

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.


Roseanne Barr


#commercials #crap #did #doughnut #ego

You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in.


Majel Barrett


#colours #costumes #everything #find #first

I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.


Lynda Barry


#barry white #coming #dumb #favorite #his

An institution or reform movement that is not selfish, must originate in the recognition of some evil that is adding to the sum of human suffering, or diminishing the sum of happiness.


Clara Barton


#diminishing #evil #happiness #human #human suffering

A State which has universal suffrage and a wide extension of the jury franchise, must qualify the people by education to rightly exercise the great powers with which they are invested.


Edmund Barton


#exercise #extension #franchise #great #invested

Shop often, shop hard, and spend for the best stuff available - logic dictates that you can make delicious food only with delicious ingredients.


Mario Batali


#best #delicious #delicious food #dictates #food






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