#um

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor #business

Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked. "Well," I said, "we're in the middle of this game against a bunch of monsters and we're trying not to die." "We're not busy," Annabeth said. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#business

Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?" "You may ask." "How old are you?" "It's none of your business ↗

— Christopher Pike

#business

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here. ↗

— Moira Young

#humor #ike #business

‎"Was that your plan all along? Show me where to go, then convince me there's nothing I can do to save my sister?" "Actually, my plan all along was to become a rockstar, travel the world collecting fan girls, and then getting really fat and spending the rest of my life playing video games while the girls kept comin', thinking I look good as I did in my music videos." He shrugs as if to say, 'who knew the world would turn out so different? ↗

— Susan Ee

#paige #penryn #life

Because to confide a part of your soul to something that can think and move for itself is obviously a very risky business. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#business

Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns. ↗

— Joss Whedon

#show-business #television #business

If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. ↗

— Barbara Kingsolver

#humor #love #poisonwood-bible #business

In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#heroism #humor #business

It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female's head under the water and asking, "Who's diving for clams now, bitch? ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#magic-bleeds #business