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You know, 'help me, Sophie Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope


Rachel Hawkins


#spellbound #humor

A tall, thin boy with choppy black hair stood next to her. He eyed Isobel as she approached, sizing her up, grinning like he found something funny. She glared at him in return, ready for him to say just one thing about her cheer uniform, because she knew he must have pulled the black jeans he wore straight from the girls' rack at Target.


Kelly Creagh


#funny

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.


E. Jean Carroll


#humor

Moths? You're afraid of MOTHS?" Will asked incredulously. "Yeah, so what? They're all papery and their wings are all gross! They're just..Uckkk!" Christina defended with a shudder. "Terrifying," Will agreed with mock seriousness."That's my girl, tough as cotton balls!" "Oh shut up!" Christina shrieked, slapping Will on the arm.


Veronica Roth


#humor

Twat is twat and that is that.


George Carlin


#humor

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace 'Just break the door down, will you?'-Clary


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #flirting #humor #jace-wayland #humor

Si vas a volverte loco, vuelve te solo


Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez


#humor

I sat up. Slowly. Between the belly dancing, the fire, the visit to Dave and it's aftermath, the night had taken its toll. You look like crap!" Cole said merrily. "I like the hair though." He made a camera frame with his thumbs and forefingers and in the genie voice from Aladdin said, "Now what does this say to me? Homeless women? Tornado victim? Britney Spears? I've got it! Preschooler who's misplaced her gum!" I regarded him balefully. "You're a morning person, aren't you?" You make that sound like a bad thing." Not if you stop talking.


Jennifer Rardin


#humor

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture finished and put inside boxes.


Dave Barry


#humor #lumber #humor

Alec's trying to get Magnus to take him seriously, but he's never told our parents about Magnus, or even that he likes, you know -" "Warlocks ?" Simon said.


Cassandra Clare


#humor






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