#um

If Fran Lebowitz and Ian Fleming had blessed the world with a love child it would have been author J. Fields Jr. ↗

— Edward Medina

#books #fran-lebowitz #humor #james-bond #love

Off course, if Steven had a wife in the attic, like Mr. Rochester in Jane Eyre, that, I thought, would be another matter entirely. But the very idea made me laugh. His building had no attic, and his one small closet couldn't even hold a skeleton. It was too packed with clothes, his and mine. ↗

— Lisa Tucker

#love #love

It's also important to read the newspaper every day to see how the pope is doing. Here in Rome, the pope's health is recorded daily in the newspaper, very much like weather, or the TV schedule. Today the pope is tired. Yesterday, the pope was less tired than he is today. Tomorrow, we expect that the pope will not be so tired as he was today. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

#humor #love

He had a supernatural grin. ↗

— Jane Baskin

#humour #love #love

I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free ↗

— Josh Stern

#free #humor #kids #shark-week #swim

Ja keshtu eshte dashuria:nje shishke me livando.Kur zbrazet shishja,era qendron dhe pak e pastaj gjithcka avullon dhe nuk ndihet me.Humbet si dashuria!... -Qenke me mendime borgjeze,moj shoqe!Ajo eshte dashuri borgjeze! ↗

— Petro Marko

#love #love

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) ↗

— Andrew Sturm

#inspirational #kirkwood #life-lessons #project #inspirational

Are we witnessing a mating?” “Mm-hmm.” Brilliant. This is awkward. Could be worse. How so? They could be having sex. ↗

— Fawn Routson

#art

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life? ↗

— Nicki Elson

#love #romance #sarcasm #love

Ramrod felt a great sadness building up, deep within. There were no words to express his feeling of loss. The sorrow rose up from the pit of his stomach and caught in his throat. He had a strangled ejaculation buried deep down in his soul. Yes, Ramrod missed his wife very, very much. He missed the warmth of her breasts pressed up against him in the night. He even missed her cold feet. And he especially missed her bedtime facial. Yes, it’s true—he missed her eyes, he missed her mouth. He had trouble remembering how she wore her hair the last time he saw her, and he missed that, too. It’s like, where Love was concerned, Ramrod’s aim wasn’t very good. Yes, life was becoming very, very hard on Ramrod. ↗

— Earl Lee

#sexual-humor #love