#um

I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free ↗

— Josh Stern

#free #humor #kids #shark-week #swim

Ja keshtu eshte dashuria:nje shishke me livando.Kur zbrazet shishja,era qendron dhe pak e pastaj gjithcka avullon dhe nuk ndihet me.Humbet si dashuria!... -Qenke me mendime borgjeze,moj shoqe!Ajo eshte dashuri borgjeze! ↗

— Petro Marko

#love #love

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) ↗

— Andrew Sturm

#inspirational #kirkwood #life-lessons #project #inspirational

Are we witnessing a mating?” “Mm-hmm.” Brilliant. This is awkward. Could be worse. How so? They could be having sex. ↗

— Fawn Routson

#art

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life? ↗

— Nicki Elson

#love #romance #sarcasm #love

Ramrod felt a great sadness building up, deep within. There were no words to express his feeling of loss. The sorrow rose up from the pit of his stomach and caught in his throat. He had a strangled ejaculation buried deep down in his soul. Yes, Ramrod missed his wife very, very much. He missed the warmth of her breasts pressed up against him in the night. He even missed her cold feet. And he especially missed her bedtime facial. Yes, it’s true—he missed her eyes, he missed her mouth. He had trouble remembering how she wore her hair the last time he saw her, and he missed that, too. It’s like, where Love was concerned, Ramrod’s aim wasn’t very good. Yes, life was becoming very, very hard on Ramrod. ↗

— Earl Lee

#sexual-humor #love

Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you and your lover are bricks.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

When younger, he had been fun-loving to the point of tedium. ↗

— Émile Zola

#getting-old #tedium #youth #love

When I was younger I used to think that band-aids did all the work. I mean after all, it binds your wound together and makes everything better back to the way it was. But then I became an adult and started to fall in love,fvi and I realize that band-aids are so overrated lol. ↗

— Onee'sha Ford

#funny #humor #love #love

A PhD knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing. ↗

— Kunal K. Das

#love