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An odd thing about perception is that when we identify some new thing with one or more of our five senses, it is not really, immutably real -- it is a passing will o’ the wisp, an artifact of the senses and the translations of the brain until we get used to it and we give it a home in our hearts ↗


— Nigel Hey


#life-lessons #mind #philosophy #psychology #reality

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. ↗


— George Carlin


#humor #humour #perspective #philosophie #humor

Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. ↗


— Aldous Huxley


#history #human-nature #humor #reality #humor

My God, these folks don't know how to love -- that's why they love so easily. ↗


— D.H. Lawrence


#love #relationships #love

Penny: But, he turned out to be really sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There’s something totally different underneath than what’s on the surface. Dr Horrible: And sometimes there’s a third even deeper level and that’s the same as the top surface one. Penny: Huh? Dr Horrible: Like with pie. ↗


— 'Dr Horrible' writers


#human-nature #humor #snark #humor

It's the idea that people living close to nature tend to be noble. It's seeing all those sunsets that does it. You can't watch a sunset and then go off and set fire to your neighbor's tepee. Living close to nature is wonderful for your mental health. ↗


— Daniel Quinn


#humanity #humor #nature #humor

If one believed in angels one would feel that they must love us best when we are asleep and cannot hurt each other; and what a mercy it is that once in every twenty-four hours we are too utterly weary to go on being unkind. ↗


— Elizabeth von Arnim


#sleep #unkindness #love

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully. ↗


— George W. Bush


#dumb #fish #gaffe #george-bush #human

I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people in awhile. ↗


— John R. Lindensmith


#humor #misanthrope #social-commentary #humor

People as a rule do mean much more than they understand. ↗


— Glenway Wescott


#humor #intention #wisdom #humor






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