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#umpire

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Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.


Red Barber


#close #gets #how #matter #pitch

Umpires are necessary evils.


Doug Harvey


#necessary #umpires

Peace is the umpire for doing the will of God.


Edwin Louis Cole


#god #peace #umpire #will

It turns out umpires and judges are not robots or traffic cameras, inertly monitoring deviations from a fixed zone of the permissible. They are humans.


Eric Liu


#fixed #humans #judges #monitoring #out

You had to pitch in and out. The zone didn't belong to the hitters; it belonged to the pitchers. Today, if you pitch too far inside, the umpire would stop you right there. I don't think it's fair.


Juan Marichal


#belonged #fair #far #had #hitters

Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.


Bill Klem


#job #player #umpire #your

I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements.


Bill Klem


#feet #home #home plate #i #least

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.


Babe Ruth


#dirt #hit #i #mean #stands

If either player abandon the game by quitting the table in anger, or in an otherwise offensive manner; or by momentarily resigning the game; or refuses to abide by the decision of the Umpire, the game must be scored against him.


Howard Staunton


#abide #against #anger #decision #either

Take pride in your work at all times. Remember, respect for an umpire is created off the field as well as on.


Ford Frick


#field #off #pride #remember #respect






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