#un

She bared her teeth at me. “Screw you, shifter!” “Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. ↗

— Cori Moore

#honeymoon #humour #innuendo #sarcastic-humor #shifter

Who’s driving the boat?” Over the motor, I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed. ↗

— Jennifer Echols

#humour #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

Morning time is the foundation of the rest of your day. Rise with a hopeful and loving attitude, seek compassion and kindness, pray, meditate, exercise. ↗

— Martin Suarez

#foundation #kindness #loving #meditate #meditation

Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff inside a watch. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #time #watch #age

Beginning in June, Alabama seniors previously without prescription drug coverage should begin to see savings of between 10 and 25 percent on their medications. ↗

— Mike Rogers

#begin #beginning #between #coverage #june

If I remember rightly Holland for instance has something like 45, and it's a much smaller country. In comparison we have very few and they are very badly financed. ↗

— Richard Rogers

#comparison #country #few #financed #holland

If you live in a squalid environment, then of course you are going to want to get out of it, you are probably going to want to get into the country, because that's what it does. ↗

— Richard Rogers

#country #course #does #environment #get

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you. ↗

— Roy Rogers

#good #good lord #liking #lord #may

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. ↗

— Will Rogers

#country #government #our #run #spite

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them. ↗

— Will Rogers

#advertising #amount #improving #money #products