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What's purple mean?" Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting


Richelle Mead


#funny

Community, then, is an indispensable term in any discussion of the connection between people and land. A healthy community is a form that includes all the local things that are connected by the larger, ultimately mysterious form of the Creation. In speaking of community, then, we are speaking of a complex connection not only among human beings or between humans and their homeland but also between human economy and nature, between forest or prairie and field or orchard, and between troublesome creatures and pleasant ones. All neighbors are included. (pg. 202-203, Conservation and Local Economy)


Wendell Berry


#connections #creation #art

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.


Bill Cosby


#grandma #life #optimist #perspective #pessimist

Awesomesauce!


Becca Ann


#funny

Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.


Bauvard


#compassion #emotion #funny #humor #funny

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey.


Charlotte Perkins Gilman


#funny #hats #humor #humour #women

For the canons of good society are, or should be, the same as the canons of art. Form is absolutely essential to it. It should have the dignity of a ceremony, as well as its unreality, and should combine the insincere character of a romantic play with the wit and beauty that make such plays delightful to us.


Oscar Wilde


#good-society #unreality #art

When you are stripped of your primogeniture, the only way to prove your birthright is to take off your pants.


Bauvard


#humor #nudity #primogeniture #funny

Asthma attack: a technique to coach women through their contractions, induced by fear of the result.


Bauvard


#birth #funny #humor #funny

Buddhism: a violent religion that has compensated for the exploding human population by causing whole species of animal vessels to go extinct.


Bauvard


#extinction #funny #humor #funny






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