Andy Richter

At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will. ↗

— Andy Richter

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Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular. ↗

— Andy Richter

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But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff. ↗

— Andy Richter

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I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot. ↗

— Andy Richter

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I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude. ↗

— Andy Richter

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I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good. ↗

— Andy Richter

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I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way. ↗

— Andy Richter

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I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them. ↗

— Andy Richter

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I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you. ↗

— Andy Richter

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Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it. ↗

— Andy Richter

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