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A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. (Warning: Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested, please contact a physician first, and then the manager of a circus.)
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to keep people warm. But take it from me: you want to freeze those dead bodies as soon as they’re cold and lifeless, because you don’t want the bodies staying warm and decomposing while you’re looking for a place to dispose of them. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a brick, but not as successfully as a brick could be used as a blanket. But neither can be used in the manner of Johnny Lemon, who has been the National Used Car Salesman for the past 22 years. Way to go, Johnny.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to wrap up a case.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be fired out of a cannon, in an attempt to bring down a brick wall, just as index fingers could be severed and flicked at politicians, to try to correctly redirect blame.
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— Jarod Kintz

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You could sit on a brick right now, or you could use that brick to start building your future. Here, let me get you a cushion so you’ll be more comfortable. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket represents softness, a brick represents hardness, and a penis represents both—depending on how aroused it is. I seek out women who bring out the brick in me.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A gray, wrinkled blanket represents the cloudy weather forecast for tomorrow. I’d recommend carrying an umbrella with you the whole day—starting with your morning shower (or bath).
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a water purification device. Place it between a flowing water source and your storage barrel and let the blanket filter out impurities. Then after your water is pure, drop a brick in the barrel, and let the water molecules take on a brick-like structure. Drinking this water is a great way to build up your body’s defenses—especially from invading Mongol hordes from the north. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be placed in an empty circular room, so that when you tell a dunce to go stand in the corner, he won’t feel so stupid and will know where to go.
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— Jarod Kintz

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