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A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like a blanket. ↗
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A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. ↗
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I make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I thought you liked that shit. ↗
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I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies away). ↗
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A blanket could be used to fix your broken marriage. You’ll also need duct tape, an empty car trunk, a getaway driver, and the most opportune moment to snatch your mother-in-law away to never be seen or heard from again. ↗
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The School Energy Crisis Relief Act authorizes the Secretary of Energy to issue energy assistance grants to help the poorest school districts across the Nation offset these unexpected and challenging costs. ↗
