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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #unexpected
A brick could be used as a doorstop. But why bother? To promote an open-door policy, I had all the walls knocked down. ↗
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If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to impregnate your fireplace? ↗
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Bricks could be used as words in the saying of a mason. When words and actions match up, you have a structure people could live in. It's a lot to live up to, and a lot to live in. ↗
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A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night. ↗
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A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your mother-in-law. Forget yes or no. Well, forget yes altogether, but use brick for every response except one: What object did you use to carry out the killing? ↗
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A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment. ↗
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The wall of silence that exists between us is as long as the Great Wall of China. And though it’s the same length, our wall is about two bricks quieter. ↗
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A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl under it before you start licking, or else you’ll drip brick all over my blanket. ↗
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A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip. ↗
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A brick could be used as a key to unlock a door disguised as a brick wall. The security in the lock lies not with a one-of-a-kind key, but with a key that looks like hundreds of other potential keys that make up the door. ↗
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