#up

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. ↗

— Woody Allen

#billion #crime #dollars #forty #little

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. ↗

— Woody Allen

#compensated #developed #education #his #keenly

I was not supposed to be in any way a liberated person. I was a female born in the '40s in a patriarchal family; I was supposed to marry and make everyone around me happy. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#around #born #everyone #family #female

I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat. ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#care #come #developed #fat #guy

I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the inside track. ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#get #i #inside #last #morning

But I got an audience that knows what I do. They usually show up, so I usually do pretty good. ↗

— Mose Allison

#good #got #i #i do #knows

As they say in the bible, that you're supposed to rejoice when people die and mourn when they're born, because it's one of the most painful acts you go through in life, is being born, and dying. ↗

— Gregg Allman

#because #being #bible #born #die

I've come to the conclusion that I'm not supposed to be married. ↗

— Gregg Allman

#conclusion #i #married #supposed

The booking agent had the audacity to take 10 percent, so we wound up with about $100 a week apiece. ↗

— Gregg Allman

#agent #apiece #audacity #booking #had

Because I was the first super-elite, the press caught on and started calling me a supermodel. So in that sense, I guess I'm the first. But, in my opinion, there were girls that could have been called supermodels before that, if the term was in existence. ↗

— Carol Alt

#been #before #called #calling #caught