#up

Then, as on the night before, we lay down together and I proved how great our friendship had become. ↗

— Henry M. Christman

#glbt #m-m-erotic-romance #friendship

It's a truth universally accepted that a single woman without romantic or professional prospects must be in want of a husband." Stella sneered, paraphrasing an ironic Jane Austen quote. "Come one, Stells." David tried to console her. They sat across from each other in Riley's kitchen, each with a cup of coffee that was quickly going from lukewarm to cold. "You don't honestly believe you don't have prospects." She just shrugged. "I guess part of me thought it was always going to be me with you. But as I see, fairy tale's over." David reached a hand between them and held tight to hers. "I'm sorry." She pulled her hand away, praying she could keep boundaries. "You did everything right. I'm a moronic tool." "No, you're not. You're an amazing person-" "Blah blah blah." Stella interrupted. "You don't have to try to sell me on myself. I might be broken, but I know what I am. ↗

— Rebekah Martin

#friendship #romance #friendship

La mejor manera de crecer es cayéndose y la forma más útil de ayudar a alguien es únicamente acompañándolo mientras se levanta. ↗

— Carlos Cuauhtémoc Sánchez

#friendship #help #superación #friendship

Because how can you be just friends with someone when what you really want is so much more? But he said he'd rather be friends with me than not know me at all. ↗

— Susane Colasanti

#friendship

Sometimes I think of rebuilding my friendship with old friends, but at the same time, there's a reason why we fell off. Shit happens, but Life's good ↗

— Manasa Rao

#friendship #friendship

Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.
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— Jarod Kintz

#alexander-the-great #bizarre #caesar #conquer #funny

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's The impurities in our air and water that are doing it ↗

— Al Gore

#stupid #wow #funny

My uncle was always trying to staple rodents and small mammals to my torso when I was growing up. He’d always say, “Come on, this will put hair on your chest.” No, thanks, I’d say. I’ll stick to super-gluing wigs across my pecks. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #growing-up #odd #strange #surreal

Have voluptuousness for an appetizer and bulimia for dessert. Then you can glut yourself on love without getting full.   ↗

— Bauvard

#feasting #funny #humor #love #voluptuousness

Excellent,” said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. “We’ve got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out into the garden so we’re ready. Harry, I’ve left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry —” “They won’t,” said Harry. “That you’re safe —” “That’ll just depress them.” “— and you’ll see them next summer.” “Do I have to? ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#funny-quotes #remus-lupin #funny