#up

The book was at a reasonably high position on the New York Times... before I was in the country. I thought it would be an interesting experiment to see if my presence here would push it up or down. ↗

— Kazuo Ishiguro

#book #country #down #experiment #here

Stay in school kids or you'll end up being an umpire. ↗

— Andy Roddick

#end #kids #school #school kids #stay

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#because #comedy #great #i #me

I cannot doubt that women will line up, like the men elected, with the groups whose political thinking and convictions are in accord with their own political convictions. ↗

— Edith Rogers

#cannot #convictions #doubt #elected #groups

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. ↗

— Will Rogers

#get #him #man #nothing #off

And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time. ↗

— Henry Rollins

#i #laugh #myself #screw #things

If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet. ↗

— Allison Janney

#being #could #hand #i #if i could

I expect a zombie to show up on 'Sesame Street' soon, teaching kids to count. ↗