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One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend on the system to keep working. What would happen if the terrorists do it? Knock down the power, destroy bridges, cut the water supply?


Geraldo Rivera


#bridges #cut #depend #destroy #disruptive

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.


Geraldo Rivera


#journalism #popular #sticking #unpopular #up

I was supposed to be the antithesis of Frank.


Douglas Wilson


#frank #i #supposed

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.


Joan Rivers


#forgotten #had #i #long #sex

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.


Joan Rivers


#birth #daughter #easy #go #had

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.


Joan Rivers


#come #group #out #routines #therapy

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.


Joan Rivers


#comedy #could #garbo #had #her

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.


Joan Rivers


#came #just #like #line #look

Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.


Joan Rivers


#could #her #i #me #put

One of the first groups we signed was the Fifth Dimension.


Johnny Rivers


#fifth #first #groups #signed






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