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Percy?" Annabeth gripped his arm. "Oh, bad," he muttered. "Bad. Bad." He looked across the table at Frank and Hazel. "You guys remember Polybotes?" "The giant who invaded Camp Jupiter," Hazel said. "The anti-Poseidon you whacked in the head with a Terminus statue. Yes, I think I remember ↗


— Rick Riordan


#camp-jupiter #hazel-levesque #heroes-of-olympus #humor #percy-jackson

He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep. ↗


— Tamora Pierce


#stupidity #humor

It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was launching mortar back at me, and Jeffery was charging down the driveway with a grenade in his teeth, my parents would say we should stop having this public "discussion". ↗


— Jordan Sonnenblick


#euphemism #humor #parents #humor

Every time you come in yelling that God damn "Rise and Shine!" "Rise and Shine!" I say to myself, "How lucky dead people are! ↗


— Tennessee Williams


#humor #lucky #rise #waking-up #humor

I dodged behind Mac for cover and refused to take the bait. I glanced at my nonexistent watch. 'Oops, look at the time. Guess I have to be going now. Let's not do this again sometime, okay?' Before I could move, Pritkin was there, jamming the medallion into the skin of my upper arm.'Ow!'He looked at me expectantly. I glared at him. 'That hurt!' What do you see?' A big red mark, ↗


— Karen Chance


#fiction #humor #romance #supernatural #vampire

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea. ↗


— Jessica Simpson


#stupid #humor

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them. ↗


— SIERRA


#humor #stupid #humor

You can keep a person locked up too long. ↗


— Gary Gilmore


#locked #locked up #long #person #too

I don’t mind hot and spicy. Actually find that appealing in a girl. And chicken wings. ↗


— Julie James


#flirtation #humor #pickup-line #humor

New hair, new clothes-the classic relationship break-up makeover," Jake said. Delaney stared at him for a beat. In a way, he was right. She was breaking up with Sam. He just didn't know it. ↗


— Sarah Mayberry


#friendship #romance #friendship






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