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Her best friend was gone and nobody understood that no amount of makeup, fresh air or shopping was going to fill the hole in her heart. ↗


— Cecelia Ahern


#love #love

And down I went to fetch my bride: But, Alice, you were ill at ease; This dress and that by turns you tried, Too fearful that you should not please. I loved you better for your fears, I knew you could not look but well; And dews, that would have fall'n in tears, I kiss'd away before they fell. ↗


— Alfred Tennyson


#dresses #fears #self-consciousness #tears #wedding

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully. ↗


— George W. Bush


#dumb #fish #gaffe #george-bush #human

Am I a liar in your eyes?" he asked passionately. "Little skeptic, you shall be convinced. What love have I for Miss Ingram? None: and that you know. What love has she for me? None: as I have taken pains to prove; I caused a rumor to reach her that my fortune was not a third of what was supposed, and after that I presented myself to see the result; it was coldness both from her and her mother. I would not-I could not-marry Miss Ingram. You-you strange-you almost unearthly thing!-I love as my own flesh. You-poor and obscure, and small and plain as you are-I entreat to accept me as a husband. ↗


— Charlotte Brontë


#obscure #skeptic #love

I am better then most people in life. -Rustin Hieber ↗


— Ryan Higa


#humor #justin-bieber #nigahiga #random-quote #ryan-higa

I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar. ↗


— Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking. ↗


— Jill Shalvis


#thinking #humor

I don't get why prom is like a mini-wedding these days...No one should spend that kind of money for a high school dance. ↗


— Deb Caletti


#humor

I wish you would thrash him. He deserves it." She looked back at him. "I will one day, sir. I'm getting tired of falling down. ↗


— Tamora Pierce


#humor #justice #humor

You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense? ↗


— Derek Landy


#arrested #humor #humorous #rights #humor






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