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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ↗

— Bob Hope

#bank #lend #need #place #prove

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. ↗

— Bob Hope

#any #charity #got #haven #heart

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. ↗

— Bob Hope

#bearable #even #hopeful #i #into

Heavy misfortunes have befallen us, but let us only cling closer to what remains, and transfer our love for those whom we have lost to those who yet live. Our circle will be small, but bound close by the ties of affection and mutual misfortune. And when time shall have softened your despair, new and dear objects of care will be born to replace those of whom we have been so cruelly deprived. ↗

— Mary Shelley

#love #misfortune #sorrow #death

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. ↗

— Bob Hope

#cagney #guy #james #lets #live

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. ↗

— Bob Hope

#never #stop #take #time #tired

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ↗

— Bob Hope

#ever #good #heard #heart #humor

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. ↗

— Bob Hope

#england #even #hollywood

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. ↗

— Bob Hope

#asked #benny #both #his #jack

We have sat on the river bank and caught catfish with pin hooks. The time has come to harpoon a whale. ↗

— John Hope

#catfish #caught #come #hooks #pin