#v

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. ↗

— Mark Twain

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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. ↗

— Mark Twain

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Let us consider that swearing is a sin of all others peculiarly clamorous, and provocative of Divine judgment. ↗

— Isaac Barrow

#divine #judgment #let us #others #peculiarly

Smiling always with a never fading serenity of countenance, and flourishing in an immortal youth. ↗

— Isaac Barrow

#countenance #fading #flourishing #immortal #never

That in affairs of very considerable importance men should deal with one another with satisfaction of mind, and mutual confidence, they must receive competent assurances concerning the integrity, fidelity, and constancy each of other. ↗

— Isaac Barrow

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I was never part of the crowd. ↗

— Jimmy Connors

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When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. ↗

— Mark Twain

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. ↗

— Dave Barry

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ↗

— Dave Barry

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. ↗

— Dave Barry

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