#vampires

Now play nicely, make-believe dead girl ↗

— Rachel Caine

#claire-danvers #eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #myrlin #morganville-vampires

Are you in the car that's almost caused three accidents on North Vance?" Hannah asked. "Because I'm following you with my lights flashing, and whoever's driving isn't pulling over." "Let him go," Claire said. "Trust me. You aren't going to get him to stop." "Oh, God. It's Myrnin, isn't it?" "Tell that police lady to stop chasing me," Myrnin said, annoyed, from the front seat. "Really, I'm not THAT bad at this. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#driving #myrnin #myrnin-driving #rachel-caine #morganville-vampires

Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#shane #morganville-vampires

Rambo was a Green Beret," Hannah said. "Please. We eat those army boys for breakfast. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#morganville-vampires #morganville-vampires

Oh -- who's the Queen?" "Her, of course. The White Queen. You're just like Alice, you know. Down the rabbit hole with the Mad Hatter. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#gramma #morganville-vampires #morganville-vampires

I’m taking off my shoes.’’ ‘‘Fine. Shoes off.’’ ‘‘And my pants.’’ ‘‘Don’t push it, Claire. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#shane-collins #morganville-vampires

You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#claire-danvers #driving #morganville-vampire #morganville-vampire-series #morganville-vampires

She is so tiresome. ‘Am I a vampire, am I a wolf, am I a vampire, am I a wolf, I cannot decide, so I’ll be both! ↗

— Melika Dannese Lux

#humor #vampires #vrykolakas #werewolves #werewolves

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. ↗

— Richard Pryor

#humor #religion #vampires #humor

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#myrnin #vampires #humor