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Samira’s guards are coming for you. You’re being summoned. Didn’t you hear the horn? Come on, they’ll be here any second looking for you.” I bit my lip to hold back a smile of my own at why we hadn’t heard the horn. “Summoning me …” “Your guess is as good as mine, now come on. Cam, for crying out loud, fix your hair.” She cocked her eyebrow and gave me the I-know-you’ve-been-messing-around look. “And you,” she shot Gavin the same look, “zip up your fly, Don Juan.” She rolled her eyes and turned for the door.


Rachael Wade


#paranormal-romance #romance #the-gates #vampires #vampire-romance

Please, let me take you home. You’re drunk.” “I am not.” I shoved him, spilling some kind of delicious poison on him. “Go home and have a wild time with Ms. Scarlet. In the bedroom. With the—” “Okay, you’re starting to talk board game. Let’s go home, babe. I’ll get you into bed.


Rachael Wade


#hoodoo #magic #paranormal-romance #romance #the-gates

When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel.


Charlaine Harris


#dead-and-gone #fairies #sookie-stackhouse #trowel #vampires

As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.


Charlaine Harris


#charlaine-harris #vampires #sookie-stackhouse

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.


Richard Pryor


#humor #religion #vampires #humor

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.


Katie MacAlister


#bath #comedy #love #vampires #love

I had Japanese once. A business man I had run into in New York ... but that's not what he meant.


L.M. DeWalt


#vampires #business

Yeah. She'd manipulated the second most powerful vampire in town into taking her side against a psycho bitch-queen sorority girl. She'd talked rationally about putting people's brains into computers. This was a normal day. No wonder she was screwed up.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #normal #normalcy #perspective #rachel-caine

It's bad enough I have to be trapped in a car with you children. You'll do your best not to act like children.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #oliver #rachel-caine #road-trip #traveling

I hate traveling with amateurs.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #oliver #packing #rachel-caine #travel






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