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Oh, come on, just this once," Eve said. "Protects your neck. As in your arteries and veins? That's kind of crucial, right?" "Thanks for the thought, but it doesn't go with my shoes." "You're seriously going to worry about what people think right now?" "No, I'm worrying about people taking pictures and putting them on Facebook. That crap never dies. Kind of like you, Mikey." Michael, straight-faced, said, "He's got a point, because I would definitely take pictures. So would you." Eve had to grin. "Yeah, I would. Okay, then. But you'd look glam. I could fix you up with silver eye shadow to match.


Rachel Caine


#michael-glass #morganville-vampires #shane-collins #ghost

Nobody's cut out for this town," Shane said. "Nobody sane anyway." "Says the kid who came back." "Yeah, kind of proves my point.


Rachel Caine


#doctor #doctor-mills #dr-mills #ghost-town #michael

Does it give you deja voodoo how alike the houses are?" "That's deja vu, and I hate you right now." "For narcing on you to your mom? Wait until you hear what I tell your dad." From the sly grin on his face, she knew what he was thinking. "Don't you even think about it." "I could tell him about the time we-" "Hell, no.


Rachel Caine


#doctor #doctor-mills #dr-mills #ghost-town #michael

Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #shane-collins #ghost

You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire.


Lauren Hammond


#romance #vampires #love

It is said that love does not last, that it is just a momentary spell cast upon your soul by some higher power, or a small trick of the mind. If this were all true, there would be no story to tell.


Natalie Valdes


#love #mind #nirvana #power #souls

The little weasel ripped all the buttons off my couch. Ivan Petrovsky, pg 350


Kerrelyn Sparks


#paranormal #vampires #humor

Cyn stopped, drawing a deep breath. "Will you answer the fucking question or not? There's more at stake here than Raphael's Dick" Duncan choked back a laugh.


D.B. Reynolds


#jabril #vampires-in-america #humor

Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?


Molly Harper


#funny #humor #sarcasm #vampires #funny

And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.


James R. Tuck


#vampires #humor






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