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So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?” “Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.


Rusty Fischer


#romance-funny #romantic #ushers #vampires #werewolves

Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic.


Claudia Gray


#humor #stargazer #vampires #humor

You okay?" "Fine." "Your heart's beating really fast." "Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it." He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff. "Yeah, I know it is. Sorry. Just stay behind me if there's trouble." "You sound like Shane." "Well, he did say he'd kill me if I got you hurt. I'm just looking after my own neck." "Liar.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did." I frowned, "What's that?" "Homework.


Richelle Mead


#humor #rose #spirit-bound #vampire-academy #vampires

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!


Rachel Caine


#humor #morganville-vampires #shane-collins #humor

Her eyes went so wide they nearly bulged. It was probably wrong of me to find that amusing. Or to want to take a photo of Nicholas with his fangs out and wearing a black cape lined with red satin and then hang it over my pillow in a heart-shaped frame.


Alyxandra Harvey


#lucy #vampires #funny

Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…” He glanced over at her, and she felt her whole body warm from it. She remembered that look. It made her feel naked inside and out, but not in a creepy kind of way. In a way that felt…. Free. “If what you say is true, and I guess it has to be, I think I know why we’re … together,” he said. “I think I’d fall for you no matter what, Claire. You’re kind of awesome.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #myrnin #funny

I happen to like vampires more than zombies.


Martin Scorsese


#i #like #more #than #vampires

I'm scared of watching a TV show about vampires. I can't fall asleep.


Maurice Sendak


#asleep #fall #i #scared #show






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