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Reluctantly, I pulled out my necklace and showed it to them. Samuel frowned. The little figure was stylized; I suppose he couldn't tell what it was at first. A dog?" asked Zee, staring at my necklace. A lamb," I said defensively, tucking it safely back under my shirt. "Because one of Christ's names is "The Lamb of God."" Samuel's shoulders shook slightly. "I can see it now, Mercy holding a roomful of vampire at bay with her glowing sheep." I gave his shoulder a hard push, aware of the heat climbing to my cheeks, but it didn't help. He sang in a soft taunting voice, "Mercy had a little lamb...


Patricia Briggs


#nursery-rhyme #samuel #vampires #zee #christ

Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #oliver #wonder

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.


Christopher Moore


#stephenie-meyer #twilight #vampires #wrong

Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray." Oh. "You get me the nicest things." "Anybody can get jewelry. Posers


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #presents #shane-collins #present

Have you ever seen An American Werewolf in London? Well, I'm not American. I'm not a werewolf, and this isn't London.


Lynsay Sands


#london

Because you've got guy parts, you're automatically a better mechanic than me? I don't think so," Eve said, and bailed out of the passenger side.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #gender-stereotypes #morganville-vampires #sexism #shane-collins

Claire stretched out against the wall and kissed it. "Glad to see you, too," she whispered, and pressed her cheek against the smooth surface. It almost felt like it hugged her back. "Dude, it's a house," Shane said from behind her. "Hug somebody who cares.


Rachel Caine


#glass #house #morganville-vampires #shane-collins #kiss

Where's your sense of adventure?" "Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?


Rachel Caine


#adventure

Sometimes life can be unexpected. Sometimes things surprise you and all you can do is roll with the punches or let them beat you to a bloody pulp. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency


P.S. Martinez


#p-s-martinez #paranormal-romance #peggy-martinez #sage-hannigan #teen

The Shrink always warned me that carriers stay wracked with lifelong guilt. It's not an uplifting thing having turned lovers into monsters. We feel bad that we haven't turned into monsters ourselves--survivor's guilt, that's called. And we feel a bit stupid that we didn't notice our own symptoms earlier. I mean, I'd been sort of wondering why the Atkins diet was giving me night vision. But that hadn't seemed like something to worry about...


Scott Westerfeld


#funny #guilt #humor #ombies #parasites






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