#vic

One of the great failings of the American education system (in our view) is that young people can graduate from university without any understanding of poverty at home or abroad. ↗

— Nicholas D. Kristof

#poverty #service #education

She’s not showing any interest in me and she looks like she doesn’t want to be here. Should I take off her handcuffs? I thought kidnap victims were supposed to fall in love with their captors?
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— Jarod Kintz

#fall-in-love #handcuffs #interest #kidnap #kidnapped

Don't go looking for boys in the dark They will say pretty things then leave you with scars. Do go looking for boys in the park For that is where the true gentlemen are. ↗

— Anna Godbersen

#gentlemen #humor #love #wisdom #humor

May your heart open. May joy emerge. May love flow through you. May you heal and help others. ↗

— Charlene Costanzo

#heart #helping-others #inspiration #joy #love

There can be no forced inspiration. ↗

— Dejan Stojanovic

#dejan-stojanovic #inspiration #literature #literature-quotes #philosophy

If you have love in you, it's a strength. But if you are in love, it's a weakness. ↗

— Sergei Lukyanenko

#boris-ignatievich-geser #love #love

Room service? Send up a larger room." [A Night at the Opera] ↗

— Groucho Marx

#hotels #humor #room-service #humor

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. ↗

— Scott Dikkers

#atheism #childhood #humor #kids #parenting

Rule of life. If you bother to ask someone’s advice, then bother to listen to it. ↗

— Sophie Kinsella

#humor #life #humor

I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead. ↗

— Jordan Castillo Price

#jordan-castillo-price #m-m-paranormal #victor-bayne #humor