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We go old-school during the summer, like swimming or setting up lemonade stands. I try to teach my kids to make their own fun.


Gail Devers


#fun #go #i #kids #lemonade

The consequence was, that the most sudden and visible good effects were perceived from the use of oranges and lemons; one of those who had taken them, being at the end of 6 days fit for duty.


James Lind


#consequence #days #duty #effects #end

There are words that work, that are meant to explain and educate on policies that work, on products that work, on services that work. I'm not going to ever try to sell a lemon. I don't do that.


Frank Luntz


#ever #explain #going #i #lemon

I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult, but I'm trying to be now, I'm trying to take this lemon and make lemonade.


Kevin Mitnick


#decisions #i #kid #lemon #lemonade

Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)


Lemony Snicket


#humor #lemony-snicket #series-of-unfortunate-events #tea #funny

Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.


Lemony Snicket


#humor #lemony-snicket #funny

Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried.


Hugh Jackman


#bacon #baked #breakfast #cook #easiest

If you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didn’t care about dentists, for instance could say ‘Dentist, schmentists.


Lemony Snicket


#lemony-snicket #schm #humor

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.


Rob Thurman


#lemonade #lemons #nightlife #humor

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.


Daniel Handler


#ignorance #lemony-snicket #library #humor






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