#vice

At an early age, I started my own paper route. Once I saw how you could service people and do a good job and get paid for it, I just wanted to be the best I could be in whatever I did. ↗

— Puff Daddy

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Know thyself, presume not God to scan; The proper study of mankind is man. ↗

— Alexander Pope

#introspection #religion #religion

Excitement was plentiful during my two years' service as a Pony Express rider. ↗

— Buffalo Bill

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Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. ↗

— Josh Billings

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When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. ↗

— Josh Billings

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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year. ↗

— Larry David

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Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. ↗

— Josh Billings

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Though I love the luxury of the Waldorf Towers, room service there doesn't do soul food. ↗

— Sammy Davis, Jr.

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Religion is a means of exploitation employed by the strong against the weak; religion is a cloak of ambition, injustice and vice. ↗

— Georges Bizet

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Poetry was invented as an mnemonic device to enable people to remember their prayers. ↗

— Peter Davison

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