#w

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#colors #consult #created #decorator #god

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#opposite #say #simple #something #stupid

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#into #just #lead #tell #temptation

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! ↗

— Sam Levenson

#i #off #putting #starting #stop

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#after #brother #girl #her #how

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#beast #child #children #cry #mensch

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want? ↗

— Sam Levenson

#boy #father #going #i #now

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#facts #get #imagination #very #virtues

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#child #every #found #giving #globe

I look up to people who succeed in accomplishing their dreams. ↗

— Joanna Noelle Levesque

#dreams #i #look #people #succeed