#w

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on. ↗

— Garry Shandling

#first of all #forth #guy #i #kind

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids. ↗

— Garry Shandling

#been #funny #haven #here #i

I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session. ↗

— Garry Shandling

#every #five #full #head #his

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show. ↗

— Garry Shandling

#entirely #go #host #hosting #i

I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present. ↗

— Garry Shandling

#ground #how #i #know #myself

I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there. ↗

— Garry Shandling

#because #bed #come #even #frankly

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green. ↗

— Garry Shandling

#great #green #i #i think #look

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front. ↗

— Garry Shandling

#front #fun #funny #hard #have fun

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. ↗

— Garry Shandling

#express #i #know #needs #over

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81. ↗

— Garry Shandling

#first #first appearance #guest #show #the tonight show