#waitress

I remember our waitress looked like Bertrand Russell. This is logical considering it’s illogical. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#waitress #funny

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous. ↗

— Shaun White

#city #dad #fixing #glamorous #mom

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York. ↗

— Kristin Davis

#i #new #new york #poor #very

I got a job when I was 15 because my allowance was about $20 a week which in New York was impossible. So I used to waitress across the street from where I grew up. ↗

— Lady Gaga

#across #allowance #because #got #grew

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school. ↗

— Jennie Garth

#high #high school #i #school #secretary

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#dumb #i #lot #mad #me

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread. ↗

— Gareth Gates

#bit #bread #cheeky #decided #garlic

I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must have looked like this creature, this animal, sitting on the top of my head! ↗

— Derek Jacobi

#creature #down #else #everybody #everybody else

Waitressing - by far the worst job ever created. ↗

— Jennifer Esposito

#ever #far #job #waitressing #worst

I wanted to act; that was my one goal. I wanted to devote all my time to acting and not waitressing or anything else. ↗

— Edie Falco

#acting #anything #devote #else #goal