#waitress

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material. ↗

— Bruce McCulloch

#bad day #comedy #day #doing #forever

I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because I quit drinking gasoline years ago. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #gasoline #odd #waitress #funny

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway. ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#charming #good #i #liked #me

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway. ↗

— Piper Perabo

#got #i #lost #lot #really

She tries to get a waitressing job for a while - I mean, she's looking for a while before she finds Coyote Ugly - and it's hard to get a waitressing job in the city. ↗

— Piper Perabo

#city #coyote #finds #get #hard

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress. ↗

— Jane Siberry

#good #i #now #probably #such

I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting. ↗

— Shiri Appleby

#i #seemed #took #uniform #waitress

I worked also, doing things such as our paper route and, later on, waitressing. ↗

— Nancy Kerrigan

#doing #i #later #our #paper

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you. ↗