#waitress

I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people. ↗

— Jennifer Saunders

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#fly #gone #having #i #instead

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress. ↗

— Jane Siberry

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#good #i #now #probably #such