#waitress

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress. ↗

— Jane Siberry

#good #i #now #probably #such

I'm not a figurehead for anything. I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress. ↗

— Chrissie Hynde

#band #either #else #figurehead #going

I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting. ↗

— Shiri Appleby

#i #seemed #took #uniform #waitress

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York. ↗

— Kristin Davis

#i #new #new york #poor #very

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. ↗

— John Lennon

#cab #cab driver #driver #everyone #handshake

I'd rather go back to waitressing than play a character that I hate. ↗

— Julianna Margulies

#character #go #hate #i #play

I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must have looked like this creature, this animal, sitting on the top of my head! ↗

— Derek Jacobi

#creature #down #else #everybody #everybody else

I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because I quit drinking gasoline years ago. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #gasoline #odd #waitress #funny

I was a hot-dog stand lady, I was an orphan housemother, I was a waitress 3 or 4 times. All of those jobs did not have good bosses. They basically told you what to do, when to do and when to hop. And I just didn't like that very much. ↗

— Barbara Corcoran

#bosses #did #good #hop #i

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway. ↗

— Piper Perabo

#got #i #lost #lot #really