#waitress

I remember our waitress looked like Bertrand Russell. This is logical considering it’s illogical. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#waitress #funny

I'm not a figurehead for anything. I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress. ↗

— Chrissie Hynde

#band #either #else #figurehead #going

I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting. ↗

— Shiri Appleby

#i #seemed #took #uniform #waitress

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York. ↗

— Kristin Davis

#i #new #new york #poor #very

I mean, its hard to be an actor in the city - trying to make it as an actor - because you waitress all night, you get home really late and you're super tired and your feet hurt. ↗

— Piper Perabo

#all night #because #city #feet #get

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material. ↗

— Bruce McCulloch

#bad day #comedy #day #doing #forever

When we are true to ourselves, and follow these impulses that sweat from our compressed and broken souls we may just find the beauty, and the oh-so amazing way life can sneak up and smash us in the face! ↗

— Danielle Rohr

#danielle #denali #project #rohr #waitress

Waitressing - by far the worst job ever created. ↗

— Jennifer Esposito

#ever #far #job #waitressing #worst

I was a hot-dog stand lady, I was an orphan housemother, I was a waitress 3 or 4 times. All of those jobs did not have good bosses. They basically told you what to do, when to do and when to hop. And I just didn't like that very much. ↗

— Barbara Corcoran

#bosses #did #good #hop #i

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous. ↗

— Shaun White

#city #dad #fixing #glamorous #mom