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It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny, they succeeded. ↗


— Toba Beta


#fun #funny #succeeded #watch #watching

If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting. ↗


— Peter Shaffer


#new #new york #oil #painting #watercolor

He flipped himself onto his side and kissed me. "You're so hot," I said, my hand still on his leg. "I'm starting to think you have an amputee fetish," he answered, still kissing me. I laughed. "I have an Augustus Waters fetish," I explained. ↗


— John Green


#funny #hazel-grace-lancaster #funny

Right now I'm doing four shows at a time, trying to read four outlines every week, four scripts every week, and watching four rough cuts; it's a lot of good work. It's fun to do it, but it does wear you out. ↗


— Aaron Spelling


#does #doing #every #four #fun

Underwater, bubbles erupted before my eyes as a swift hand snatched my arm and pulled me to the surface. I gasped for air, coughing and gagging at the amount of water I sucked into my lungs by pure shock. What was up with me and breathing in water? I needed to grow some gills or something. ↗


— Laura Kreitzer


#fiction #funny #gills #humor #kreitzer

I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same.
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— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #rain #rain-soup #rainbow

I know you're an army doctor and you've been invalided home from Afghanistan. I know you've got a brother who's worried about you, but you won't go to him for help because you don't approve of him—possibly because he's an alcoholic, more likely because he recently walked out on his wife. And I know that your therapist thinks your limp's psychosomatic, quite correctly I'm afraid. That's enough to be going on with, don't you think? {he exits and pops back in.} The name's Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221b Baker Street. Afternoon. ↗


— Benedict Cumberbatch as BBCs Sherlock


#bbc #john-watson #sherlock #sherlock-holmes #home

LOOKING The world goes by, and what have I to do with it? I merely observe how the geese stretch their necks towards the orange rim of sky. I watch how light fades and children make their way home, hungry and tired. The bushes outside become ghosts while baths run and kitchen windows steam up with the cooking. This is the smell of our home, where I have a place in the wrinkled hours making beds and hugging boys awake. This is the sound of the house where I feel out lives into words, translate ragged nights and days into something whole, or try to. You may look if you wish..... The world goes by, and what have you or I to do with it, except perhaps for looking... ? ↗


— Jay Woodman


#bed #children #home #house #kitchen

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#does #ever #get #god #kill

No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#flood #humor #ship #sink #titanic






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