#wat

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#bed #could #ditch #dull #get

It was Jack's and Tom Watson's day yesterday. But today, it's another day. ↗

— Fuzzy Zoeller

#another day #day #jack #today #tom

Mr. Wrigley believed in this: Put all your eggs in one basket and watch the basket. They don't do that today. This is the old-fashioned way I'm talking about. He carried it on to his business. Do one thing and stay with it. ↗

— Ernie Banks

#basket #believed #business #carried #eggs

The fact that I like to make characters doesn't mean that I like to watch my characters being made, my performance. ↗

— Javier Bardem

#characters #fact #i #like #made

See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious. ↗

— Charles Barkley

#church #dream #good #good time #hope

It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball. ↗

— Charles Barkley

#basketball #cancer #curing #like #watching

I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it. ↗

— Todd Barry

#down #friends #got #had #i

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. ↗

— Todd Barry

#been #had #i #i remember #junkie

I'd definitely be the kind of parent who enabled my child's dreams. I'd just watch and nurture and guide them. I have the blueprints of what not to do... I think I'd be a good parent, actually. ↗

— Drew Barrymore

#blueprints #child #definitely #dreams #enabled

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. ↗

— Mark Twain

#cannot #hurt #moderation #taken #water