#we

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok. ↗

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer! ↗

But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#because #big #big enough #down #enough

David Stern should get with the mothers of the NBA and let the moms decide what the dress code should be. I asked my mother if I could wear a chain, and she told me yeah. So I do stuff that my parents allow me to do. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#asked #chain #code #could #david

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#big #big guy #doing #guy #i

There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we're planning for the parade. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#by the time #figure #got #i #out

I felt privileged to be a facet of such a jewel in the crown of American cinema. ↗

— Tatum O'Neal

#american cinema #cinema #crown #facet #felt

Things with my dad were pretty good until I won an Academy Award. He was really loving to me until I got more attention than he did. Then he hated me. ↗

— Tatum O'Neal

#academy award #attention #award #dad #did

I went to Ohio University studying arts and history, and playing football. But I was only interested in girls, my pals and sports. I only did the minimum for school. ↗

— Ed O'Neill

#did #football #history #i #interested

All this flying around got on my nerves. But then I gave the script to Cathy to get her opinion. When she started to laugh, it was like 'That's it!'. I went to LA and I got the part. ↗

— Ed O'Neill

#cathy #flying #gave #get #got

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