#who

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#down #happening #hero #hold #holds

I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#four #get #good #i #like

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#cord #go #hear #hold #i

What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now. ↗

— Jon Heder

#did #makes #now #our #us

There were so many people who wanted me for their films. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#many #me #people #their #wanted

But maybe because the dot-com world gives people positions at a younger age, and many women are prominent in this business, it will help change the view about who can run big companies. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#age #because #big #big companies #business

I know what the attitudes of the readers are: These are guys who love women and respect women. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#guys #i #know #love #readers

In college, my big money memory was saving up to buy a car with my boyfriend, whom I lived with. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#boyfriend #buy #car #college #i

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it. ↗

— Hugh Hefner

#less #peers #society #who #you

The people who had the most impact on me when I was young were Freud and Darwin, but growing up I also had my film idols. ↗

— Hugh Hefner

#darwin #film #freud #growing #growing up