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You cannot reduce the situation to worm jokes, Will. This is Gabriel and Gideon’s father we’re discussing.” “We’re not just discussing him; we’re chasing him through an ornamental sculpture garden because he’s turned into a worm. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #will-herondale

She made an impatient noise. "By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?" "Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ... ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #funny #humor #isabelle-lightwood #simon-lewis

Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead. ↗


— Neal Stephenson


#humor #internet #neal #stephenson #wwii

Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#sarcasm #tell-off #wit #humor

As for the temperature of Hell, Miss Gray," he said, "let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs." (Will) ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-angel #tessa #tessa-gray #tessie #will

Will,” she whispered against his mouth. She wanted him closer to her so badly, it was like an ache, a painful hot ache that spread from her stomach to speed her heart and knot her hands in his hair and set her skin burning. “Will, you need not be so careful. I will not break. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #will-herondale

Gideon Lightwood said he was at the Institute in Madrid. What on earth was he doing there?' 'Faffing about, most likely', said Will. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-prince #tessa-grey #the-infernal-devices #will-herondale #will-herondale

I didn't know," he said. "I didn't know you needed me." Her voice shook. "I always need you ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace-herondale #will-herondale

Jem spoke with enormous care; talking to Will about anything personal was like trying not to startle away a wild animal. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#on-the-bridge #will-herondale #will-herondale

Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.- William Herondale ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale






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