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It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#humor #oscar-wilde #truth #humor

I commend my soul to any god that can find it. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#moist-von-lipwig #humor

Mastering the art of seduction gives one a great power, and like any power, it's to be wielded with responsibility; a man who wields the art of seduction without a sense of responsibility and restraint is a walking proximity bomb of viral epidemics, needless procreation, heartbroken families, and shattered dreams. ↗


— Mike Norton


#bomb #heartbreak #heartbroken #mastery #power

Until death," Jem replied gently. "Those are the words of the oath. 'Until aught but death part thee and me.' Someday, Will, I will go where none can follow me, and I think it will be sooner rather than later. Have you ever asked yourself why I agreed to be your parabatai?" "No better offers forthcoming?" Will tried for humor, but his voice cracked like glass. "I thought you needed me," Jem said. "There is a wall you have built abuot yourself, Will, and I have never asked you why. But no one should shoulder every burden alone. I thought you would let me inside if I became your parabatai, and then you would have at least someone to lean upon. I did wonder what my death would mean for you. I used to fear it, for your sake. I feared you would be left alone inside that wall. But now... something has changed. I do not know why. But I know that it is true." "That what is true?" Will's fingers were still digging into Jem's wrist. "That the wall is coming down. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#amazing #aw #jem #sad #will

All art is but dirtying the paper delicately. ↗


— John Ruskin


#drawing #drawings #humor #illustrate #life

If you have to fight a crowd of boys, it's best to go for the biggest one. That way you won't have to fight them all. The others will see that you mean business and you will win their respect. ↗


— Suzanne Vega


#biggest #business #crowd #fight #go

Qmail out of the box works fine, so people will want to use it regardless of licensing restrictions, even when the software does not ship with their system software. ↗


— Wietse Venema


#does #even #fine #licensing #out

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently ↗


— Sarah MacLean


#humor #sarah-maclean #the-season #wit #humor

They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed. ↗


— Ken Kesey


#philosophy #wisdom #humor

Now, the impact on export markets - we export about 10 percent of what we produce, so obviously that will probably have some impact on the market. At this point it's too early to determine how much. ↗


— Ann Veneman


#determine #early #export #how #impact






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