#wi

It's time for me to do things I like so I will be happy, my wife will be happy, my friends will be happy. I just want to do something I'm proud of. It's time for me to change. I could sign with a company for 10 movies and I'm the king of video and so what? ↗

— Jean Claude Van Damme

#change #company #could #friends #happy

But I dig myself, and especially if my wife digs me, I dig myself more. ↗

— Johnny Damon

#digs #especially #i #me #more

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#calendar #day #getting #know #looked

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#dark #light #me #naked #now

My wife is my soul mate. I can't imagine being without her. ↗

— Matt Damon

#her #i #imagine #mate #my soul

Some people get into this business and they're so afraid to lose anything. They try to protect their position like clinging to a beachhead. These actors end up making really safe choices. I never wanted to go that route. If I go down, I'm going down swinging. ↗

— Matt Damon

#anything #business #choices #clinging #down

That's the way this business works: if your movies do well at the box office, you will be offered more movies. It doesn't matter if you're a nice guy or you're a prick. If your movies do well, there's a job waiting for you in Hollywood. It's not any more complicated than that. ↗

— Matt Damon

#box #box office #business #complicated #guy

If I talk about Charles Dance I am talking about something else, something I operate and wind up and have to make an impression with and use to transmit someone else's screenplay. ↗

— Charles Dance

#am #charles #dance #else #i

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#haven #her #i #interrupt #spoken

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#dying #electric #his #lap #me