#wife

And to play as long as I did and to have a family you have to be very blessed and I was with my wife Ruth. Ruth, I appreciate the job you did, and my three fine children, Reid, Reese, and Wendy. ↗

— Nolan Ryan

#blessed #children #did #family #fine

Housewife: a position requiring great ambition to fill. Must have the determination to scrub mold, the good taste to distribute a checking account, and the good will to repeat this at a maid service or department store after her husband starts coming home drunk. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #marriage #wife #funny

Only towards the end of this process are any of the chapters in fully readable condition, a state of affairs that used to alarm my wife. But Joan's got used to it. ↗

— Fred Saberhagen

#alarm #any #chapters #condition #end

My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers. ↗

— Joe Sakic

#address #computers #e-mail #hate #i

Hockey has given me everything, most importantly it brought me to Swift Current, where I met my wife Deb. ↗

— Joe Sakic

#current #everything #given #hockey #i

I want to be the best daughter, sister, friend and wife I can possibly be - because when I die, I am not going to be buried with my Oscar. ↗

— Zoe Saldana

#because #best #buried #daughter #die

I can't just wake up and watch TV and do nothing. I need a day off working out, seeing the wife, play a little golf, see my kids. ↗

— Pete Sampras

#golf #i #just #kids #little

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. ↗

— Jim Samuels

#lasts #length #life #marriage #only

My wife Margaret is the best thing that's ever happened to me. ↗

— Ryne Sandberg

#ever #happened #margaret #me #thing

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.' ↗

— Adam Sandler

#come #get #gets #go #great