#woman

Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her. ↗

— Steve Harvey

#bathe #because #care #day #even

We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she's convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck. ↗

— Cynthia Heimel

#convinced #core #deep #deep down #down

A woman should be like a single flower, not a whole bouquet. ↗

— Anna Held

#flower #like #should #single #whole

A woman must make her fortune before she is 30; or work after she is 30; or get married. ↗

— Anna Held

#before #fortune #get #get married #her

My dearly beloved if I am to die today and never see the sweet face of you I want you to know that I am no great man and am lucky to have such a woman as you. ↗

— Wild Bill Hickok

#beloved #dearly #die #face #great

Great woman belong to history and to self sacrifice. ↗

— Leigh Hunt

#great #history #sacrifice #self #woman

If you had found the right candidate in 2000 or 2004, and you could have put that man or woman, given them ballot access in September of the election year, they could have won the election. ↗

— Hamilton Jordan

#ballot #candidate #could #election #found

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. ↗

— Joseph Joubert

#choose #friend #man #only #were

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#birthday #ever #get #had #her

A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring. ↗

— Jane Fonda

#man #only #right #season #spring