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#woman

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #woman




It used to be only on TV that women could lead, that a show could be based on a woman.


Sarah Michelle Gellar


#could #lead #only #show #tv

No fashion has ever been created expressly for the lean purse or for the fat woman: the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.


Katherine Fullerton Gerould


#created #ever #expressly #fashion #fat

I feel like I've started to grow up and be more of a woman instead of this crazy girl.


Miranda Lambert


#feel #girl #grow #grow up #i

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.


Anne Lamott


#amass #america #anyone #anyway #bad

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.


Jerry Lawler


#called #favorite #hold #i #lip

The one woman who never gives herself is your free woman, who is always giving herself.


David Herbert Lawrence


#free #gives #giving #herself #never

If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule.


David Herbert Lawrence


#got #harlot #hasn #her #rule

There is only one thing that a man really wants to do, all his life; and that is, to find his way to his God, his Morning Star, salute his fellow man, and enjoy the woman who has come the long way with him.


David Herbert Lawrence


#enjoy #fellow #fellow man #find #god

The cruelest thing a man can do to a woman is to portray her as perfection.


David Herbert Lawrence


#her #man #perfection #portray #thing

You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become the mother of your kids. America needs to get back to family values.


Martin Lawrence


#back #become #cool #family #family values






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