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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #women




Goddammit! How does the world keep spinning with women on the planet?" Ian St. John in THE POMPEII SCROLL ↗


— Jacqueline LaTourrette


#italy #paris #pompeii #rome #suspense

And I understand my sisters when they say every woman has a story that's been told a maxim of one soul, maybe less And that is why you'll never hear me call a woman slut, bitch or a dyke, No matter what she does, because I do not blame her I blame the men who have emotionally and physically raped her, I blame these corporations whose images tell them they hate her, And I put my arms on her shoulder and tell her how great to life and to God that SHE created her ↗


— Mark Gonzales


#inspirational-love #women-s-strength #inspirational

Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last week her hair was dyed blonde, and she had blue eyes. Or maybe that was a different woman. I don’t know. All I know is that she is my soul mate.
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— Jarod Kintz


#blue-eyes #green-eyes #love #red-hair #soul-mate

It comes down to this. Someone must wash the dishes. Now, would you expect a man, man made in the image of God, to roll up his sleeves and wash the dishes? Why, it would be blasphemy. I know that I am but a rib and so I wash the dishes. ↗


— Marie Jenney Howe


#women #humor

I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman. ↗


— Steven Wright


#women #humor

Besides, when I look around me at the men, I feel that God never meant us women to be too particular. ↗


— Marie Jenney Howe


#women #humor

[A]s though mindful of the wife of Lot, who looked back from behind him, thou deliveredst me first to the sacred garments and monastic profession before thou gavest thyself to God. And for that in this one thing thou shouldst have had little trust in me I vehemently grieved and was ashamed. For I (God [knows]) would without hesitation precede or follow thee to the Vulcanian fires according to thy word. For not with me was my heart, but with thee. But now, more than ever, if it be not with thee, it is nowhere. For without thee it cannot anywhere exist. ↗


— Héloïse d'Argenteuil


#celibacy #convent #dignity #following #grief

The thing about girls? Suzanne said. Is we are more content-driven. ↗


— George Saunders


#girls #men-and-women #relationships #men

Two kinds of women in this world: those who have breast cancer and those who're scared to death of getting it. Articles (men) skip on the way to the sports section? I clip out and keep in a drawer next to my bed. ↗


— S. Epatha Mekerson


#health #women #death

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. ↗


— George Carlin


#equality #feminism #humanism #humor #inspirational






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