#won

Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. ↗

— Miranda Lambert

#crazy #currently #i #promise #won

Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. ↗

— Anne Lamott

#bitter #extra #extra mile #feel #fuss

I didn't write about my mother much in the third year after she died. I was still trying to get my argument straight: When her friends or our relatives wondered why I was still so hard on her, I could really lay out the case for what it had been like to be raised by someone who had loathed herself, her husband, even her own name. ↗

— Anne Lamott

#after #argument #been #case #could

Now I won't have to worry about the new series making it or not. ↗

— Michael Landon

#i #making #new #now #series

My former wife is a truly wonderful person. ↗

— Burt Lancaster

#person #truly #wife #wonderful

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ↗

— Ann Landers

#admiration #conclusive #dog #evidence #know

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ↗

— Ann Landers

#accept #admiration #conclusive #dog #evidence

I love the Midwest. I think about it every day. I wonder if I would rather have a little farm in the Midwest, in Illinois or Wisconsin, or would I rather have like a little getaway up in the mountains of Colorado. ↗

— Joe Lando

#colorado #day #every #every day #farm

There are days when I still want to be able to do what I want when I want, but there's also something wonderful about being secure. ↗

— K. D. Lang

#about #also #being #days #i

I'm not someone who's endlessly patient and wonderful. ↗

— Nigella Lawson

#i #patient #someone #who #wonderful