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But the name Magnus Bane made him think of a towering sort of figure, with huge shoulders and formal purple warlock’s robes, calling down fire and lightning. Not Magnus himself, who was more of a cross between a panther and a demented elf. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#cassandra-clare #kissed #magnus-bane #mortal-instruments #magnus-bane

Alec," Magnus said. He put a hand on his boyfriend’s shoulder; Alec was standing still, staring angrily at the floor. "Are you okay?" Alec looked at him. "Who are you again?" Magnus gave a little gasp; he looked — for the first time Simon could remember — actually unnerved. It lasted only a moment, but it was there. "Alexander," he said. "Too soon to joke about the happy memory thing, I take it," Alec said. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #magnus-bane

Lightwoods,” Magnus said. “They always have to have the last word. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#cassandra-clare #kissed #magnus-bane #mortal-instruments #magnus-bane

I can't understand how she could have wanted to live back here, away from everything," said Jane. "Oh, I can easily understand that," said Anne thoughtfully. "I wouldn't want it myself for a steady thing because, although I love the fields and woods, I love people too... ↗


— L.M. Montgomery


#fields #home #l-m-montgomery #people #woods

Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?" "I didn't even think you liked me all that much," said Simon. "Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house a night and throw up in his mailbox." "I'm pretty sure that's not it ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace-lightwood #simon-lewis #humor

You look lousy,' he said. Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.' 'No I mean it. You don't look good.' 'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-' 'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #insults #jace-lightwood #simon-lewis #humor

I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments. ↗


— John Barrowman


#happiness #humor #music #humor

Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is." "It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy," said Alec. "You just said "Kiss the cook." "Dammit," said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #simon-lewis #humor

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. ↗


— Woody Allen


#humor #organized-religion #religion #woody-allen #humor

You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #percy-jackson #stalker #humor






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