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In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.


Johnny Carson


#entertainment #funny #hollywood #humor #insanity

There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in this Vortex, homie!


Esther Hicks


#channeling-woo #funny #funny

I have a star on Hollywood Blvd. It glows in the dark and I stuck it there myself.


Jarod Kintz


#hollywood #humor #funny

I have struck out more times than I can count, but I have hit many home runs as well". ~R. Alan Woods {2013]


R. Alan Woods


#failures #r-alan-woods #home

Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #humor

Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.


Mickey Spillane


#crap #guy #hammer #head #him

If you get yourself killed, I'll find your grave and spit on it," she threatened.


Julie Garwood


#humor #julie-garwood #romance #humor

She's a sort of human vampire-bat


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #jeeves #wooster #humor

She just threatened to throw the next man who shoots at you out the window. Megan is awake. She offered to help. God, Trent, what is it with you and women?


Kim Harrison


#into-the-woods #jenks #the-hollows #trent-kalamack #humor

I'm impressed with the people from Chicago. Hollywood is hype, New York is talk, Chicago is work.


Michael Douglas


#hollywood #hype #i #impressed #new






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