#work

Submitting seemed to me a lot like giving up. If God gave us the strength to bail- the gumption to try and save ourselves- isn't that what he wanted us to do? ↗

— Jeannette Walls

#god #hard-work #religion #religion

Ideas do not work.. It is YOU who has to do the work.... ↗

— Manoj Arora

#idea #ideas #work #freedom

50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.
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— Jarod Kintz

#earn #fair #fairness #funny #humor

To achieve what 1% of the worlds population has (Financial Freedom), you must be willing to do what only 1% dare to do..hard work and perseverance of highest order. ↗

— Manoj Arora

#financial-freedom #financial-planning #hard-work #perseverance #freedom

This morning, as I was driving to work, I mistook a big brown box on the side of the road for a deer. It was dark, and I swerved at the last second, and even though it wasn’t a deer, I still managed to nail that son of a bitch. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#box #deer #driving #funny #humor

Just relax. Everyone around you is working too hard. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #relaxation #work-ethic #funny

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. ↗

— Wallace Wang

#humor #work #funny

The workforce offers many outlets for personal growth to people of limited potential. You can explore your aptitude for drudgery. Or if you are the creative sort, you can join a corporation and have it come up with your ideas for you. The amount of great ideas corporations have today is astounding. They are far more original than people ever were. In fact, since the rise of the corporation I can’t think of a single person who invented anything. ↗

— Bauvard

#creativity #funny #humor #inventions #jobs

Aping the lower class will only lead to fatherless children, unusable muscles, and the fear of tomorrow’s sobriety. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #lower-class #poor #working-class

I did not myself set a high estimation on wealth, and had the affectation of most young men of lively imagination, who suppose that they can better dispense with the possession of money, than resign their time and faculties to the labour necessary to acquire it. ↗

— Walter Scott

#work #imagination