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Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would be screaming at me to do my old act, and getting actually violent and angry at me.


Jim Carrey


#actually #angry #defend #doing #getting

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.


Jim Carrey


#been #before #catch #girl #gonna

Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.


David Zucker


#because #bill #chase #chevy #chevy chase

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.


Johnny Carson


#dead #elvis #fair #impersonators #life

When I was 6 years old, I was in a rock band that was horrible called "Dead End." The name kind of described us. People liked us; we would go and perform at coffee houses and stuff.


Aaron Carter


#called #coffee #dead #dead end #described

I don't really know a lot of famous people. I've met a lot of famous people. If I ran into Tom Hanks today, I would have to remind him who I was and he would then remember me. But he wouldn't come up to me and say, "Hi Dave!"


David Zucker


#dave #famous #famous people #hanks #hi

It would be nice to really shed the corsets.


Helena Bonham Carter


#corsets #nice #really #shed #would

There would always be a vote. There were always conflicts and arguments for years and years - that's why we're not together anymore. But there was always a vote. It was always two out of three.


David Zucker


#anymore #conflicts #out #three #together

If unemployment could be brought down to say 2 percent at the cost of an assured steady rate of inflation of 10 percent per year, or even 20 percent, this would be a good bargain.


William Vickrey


#bargain #brought #cost #could #down

I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.


Daphne Zuniga


#about #could #fall #i #life






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