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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #writing




There's not enough coffee in the world to fuel all the books I want to write


Chris Stocking


#inspiration #writing #inspirational

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.


Steve Martin


#humor #writing #humor

Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God." Aristotle


Bruce Wayne Sullivan


#animals #childhood-memories #dogs #good-book #life-struggles

I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter." (Letter 16, 1657)


Blaise Pascal


#conciseness #correspondence #humor #letters #pithy

I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.


Dorothy Parker


#humor

Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale..


Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez


#humor #lying #on-fiction #writing #humor

A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.


Mark Twain


#humor #on-writing #wit #writing #humor

Writer’s block is only a failure of the ego.


Norman Mailer


#writing #humor

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad.


Ralph Waldo Emerson


#writing #humor

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.


Patton Oswalt


#gender #humor #masculinity #romance #romance-novels






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